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I hope you got a laugh out of at least a few of my tennis puns and didn’t get the urge to hit your head against the wall too many times.Crafting the perfect Tinder conversation is a true art form.Your online profile is what will help people decide whether to contact you or not.To create a good dating profile you’ll want to write an attention-getting bio.Looks like a nice place,” the guy said to his match. On what planet does this guy think that line would work on anyone? Imgur commenters had a few thoughts as well: This interaction should teach everyone a lesson when it comes to conversing on Tinder (and in life).Their conversation looks like it's been going on the same amount of time it takes me to pee in a urinal, and he's already asking her to go deep diving in her butt. Pace yourself, don't get too eager and never, ever rush into butt stuff. Sean Abrams is a sex & dating writer for Elite Daily.So every musician was surprised and followed him by picking up reggae as new music into their album. And I think that he wrote a song 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. It says that ' I have to run because I shot the sheriff.' On the other hand,'Bohemian Rhapsody', it goes like this. He didn't believe he was as special as he really was, which is very sad when you think about it..."Too late, my time has come.Take a look at what many artists like Rod Stewart, Jeff Beck, or Led Zeppelin were doing in their album in 1975. because both stories of the song are very similar, Very ! It says that 'Mama, I killed a man, I don't wanna die, I got to go'. I think that Freddie just wanted to write a song like 'I Shot The Sheriff'. For those with a sense of humor who enjoy parodies, here is the Flintstone-ian Rhapsody: Is this a modernor stone-age family? Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time"Here he's admitting to himself that it's his time- he can no longer deny that he is more attracted to men.

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Because the lyrics or the story of the song was very impressive and he liked it a lot! He also may mean that it's his time to make seperate ways with Mary, as much as he did love her.

"anyway the wind blows", meaning if it's men or women- it doesn't matter to him."mama, just killed a man.

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Hi MUsic lovers, I think the idea of the lyrics of the song came from the lyrics of the song called 'I Shot The Sheriff' written and sung by Bob Marley in 1973. Put the cat outside last night, But I'll never win the fight. This is just no fun, That cat has gone and thrown me out again! Didn't mean to wake you up, If I'm not back inside before tomorrow, Carrion, Carrion . Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger- now he's dead"Here he can be telling Mary about the affair- but obviously very much in code.

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